Inside of Rhode's Asinine $1B Acquisition

From basic to billions.

I guess here’s where I start covering unicorns.

As we know, Hailey Beiber—the final boss of basic white bitches—has officially sold her namesake skincare brand, Rhode, to e.l.f. Beauty in a landmark deal structured at $600 million in cash, $200 million in newly issued stock, and up to $200 million in potential earnouts tied to performance over the next …